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Econometrics Haiku

Here are some Econometrics Haiku from noted econometrician Keisuke Hirano.

Supply and demand:
without a good instrument,
not identified.

I relate to these especially:

T-stat looks too good.
Use robust standard errors--
significance gone.

and

From negation comes
growth, progress; not unlike a
referee report.

Posted by Alex Tabarrok on November 14, 2007 at 07:08 AM in Economics, The Arts | Permalink

Comments

My favorite one is this ...

Testing restrictions:
Wald, Lagrange Multiplier,
Likelihood Ratio.

Posted by: Tommy Veblen at Nov 14, 2007 7:37:01 AM

snowing outside, but
marginal revolution
supplies warm comfort

Posted by: Jeff H. at Nov 14, 2007 8:11:22 AM

Here is mine. I hope it is truly original.

Look, binary Y.
Use Logistic Regression.
Goodbye helpful graphs!

Craig

Posted by: craig at Nov 14, 2007 9:20:12 AM

I like

"to iterate is human;
to recurse, divine."

Posted by: David at Nov 14, 2007 9:52:31 AM

Ode to Utility

there is no way to tell, precisely

why thy curves slope down so nicely;

but we can judge, through observation

the marginal rate of substitution.

Posted by: L at Nov 14, 2007 10:12:59 AM

English Haiku are
stupid; Japanese words have
lots more syllables.

A literal Japanese translation, with the copula dropped (note that nn and tt are syllables):
eigo no haiku ha [6]
bakashii. nihonngo no tanngo ha [13]
motto onnsetu ga ooi. [11]


英語では
俳句何って
ものが無い

Posted by: Kerry at Nov 14, 2007 10:32:25 AM

Utility,
Marginally diminishing
The stillness of equilibrium

Time,
Irreversibly moving forward
The music of learning

Knowledge,
Marginally piling up
The explosion of growth

Posted by: Yan Li at Nov 14, 2007 11:10:55 AM

Nice one, Kerry!

Posted by: pwyll at Nov 14, 2007 2:27:59 PM

Prove the fallacy of econometrics.

1. Econometrics is mathematical history.
2. Mathematics is a priori knowledge.
Therefore,
3. Econometrics is a priori history.
4. A priori history is a fallacy.
Therefore,
5. Econometrics is a fallacy.
QED.

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