Markets in everything — gross me out version

Hufu:  The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative!

This is from the FAQ:

What does Hufu ^TM taste like? Does it taste like human flesh?
Hufu^TM is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you’ve never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.

Who actually buys Hufu^TM?
Hufu^TM was originally conceived of as a product for students of anthropology hungry for the experience of cannibalism but deterred by the legal and logistical obstacles. However, our preliminary market research revealed the existence of a larger segment of the public that was interested in the availability of a legal and healthy human flesh substitute.

But if you wish to feel better (worse?) about the whole thing, the CEO and cook admits he has never sampled human flesh.  I believe this to be tofu plus a clever marketing idea.

Thanks to John Wilson for the pointer.