Markets in Everything

The Whizzinator is a fake penis, urine bag and syringe designed to beat drug tests.  It is said to be "foolproof" although according to the May Atlantic "actor Tom Sizemore" [insert joke here] "was caught using one during a drug test in February."  It also does not inspire confidence to read that "YES, WE SELL DEHYDRATED URNIE SEPARATLEY."

As Tyler has noted, Markets in Everything is often sad but in this case it's the demand, or rather the reasons for the demand, not the supply that I find most sad.